Stupid Explorers

Jim’s Mum

“wot is that thing my daughters strapped into???????? looks fun…”

Jon

“Milk is cow sperm isn’t it?”

Kieran

“This salt water tastes really salty!!”

Matt O’B

Matt O’B – “Are we nearly there yet?”  Mike – “Just around the next corner”

Matt O’B – “Is that really a peanut factory in the middle of the loch”

Rhona – “Gullible isn’t in the dictionary”, Matt O’B – “Really?!?!?!”

Matt O’B – “I’ve got an air freshener” (while referring to a battery charger)

Matt O’B – “Oh my god, the colours don’t match” (while wearing green, blue, yellow, purple, pink, orange and red shorts)

Matt O’B – Whilst buying a new phone, his card was going into the machine when he was asked his pin number Matt replied “uhhhh…its on my broken phone”  Duh!!!!

Matt O’B – “Where did you get the Somerset badges from?”

Jon – “‘I’ve got really strong bones” Matt O’B – “Is that from drinking Strongbow?” Jon – “No, it’s from drinking milk!”

Matt O’B – “I haven’t spelt my own name in years”

Michelle

Richard – “He lost his glasses”, Michelle – “What? His ‘Real‘ glasses?!?!”

Mike

Mike has discovered why Scotland’s gent’s toilets don’t have urinals… He managed to mistake the ladies sign for gents with kilts.

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